HOT FEMALE WANTED!...APPLY NOW!

[Cross]

Hello my Minions, (PANDA waves too!...while pouring you some Sake)

So if your reading this you must be a HOT female, WELL my dear I (Landon) need a protector!

TO QUALIFY lol...ahem

1) MUST BE HOT....(yes he is shallow )

2) MUST LOVE PANDA....(or panda will DHL applicant to atsu for burning! )

3) MUST BE WILLING TO (edit) SLAP Landon if Sephrima possesses him...(he really hates that!)

4) MUST SHARPEN LODINVIN HOURLY....(or he gets grumpy )

5) MUST BE WILLING TO MUD WRESTLE on super bowl Sunday....(THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE!....PANDA NODS APPROVINGLY )

6) MUST UNDERSTAND THAT BOY-BANDS are NOT men....but fangy faeries on stage!....(yes I to wonder how HE and Brittany dated!)

7) MUST WATCH Opreah with me everyday....(don't ask...)

8) MUST MAKE children cry and smile.....(its my favorite pass time ;D)

9) MUST NOT BE Jealous....when Landon brings SEXY BACK....(yes I've seen ghost of ex-girlfriends past....it didn't work )

10) MUST SAVE LANDON FROM Atsu and her Pyro ways!...(Lodinvin says: SEE BOY!...YOU HAVE BEEN TO PRISON IF YOU FEAR HER!! MUHAHAHA...(Sheathed) SHUT UP YOU!...shes reading!

Thank you....

[rave]

OMG Cross. xDD

I think I just died laughing again. I needed that before going to bed. Thank you.

[Cross]

loll glad I could help man, your laughter is my drive, so thank you!

[Nukdae]

XD
You're insane, Cross~

I'm moving this to the Character board... which is where it was supposed to be posted. ^^

[Kimiko Tetsu]

...I'm not sure whether to laugh or shake my head. I think I'll do both.

><; It's quite a funny way of getting a protector, lol