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Post by Cross on Dec 9, 2009 2:47:25 GMT -5
Landon never believed much in Karma...that is until today you see Landon had broken many hearts and seduced...well the U.N to be polite...yet sephrima being a woman...could not idly standby as countless females prayed to her... So as a result cursed Landon with a Guardian Panda!....myth states Panda was found by a perv monk eons ago... Landon: " Don't you have a home!?...QUIT FOLLOWING ME!...you do like woman right?...why are you following a guy! LODINVIN:...DID YOU GO TO PRISON BOY!...I MUST'VE BEEN SHEATHED WHEN YOU DROPPED THE SOAP MUHAHAHA!! (mental image: Panda pulling a pocket out....watch prison break...you'll get it lol) Landon: SILENCE YOU!....ITS BEEN FOLLOWING ME SINCE MOURNING and won't obey my commands!....GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER! (Panda holds sign) SIGN READS LEAVE PANDA MOM OUT OF THIS!! fine print : and i'll leave PANDA out of Landon MOM!!....(use your imagination to understand lol) Landon was discouraged all of a sudden he noticed a figure in the distance
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Post by Revii on Dec 9, 2009 9:30:44 GMT -5
" I'm sorry, I'm sorry," came a yell from the other side of the forest. " NEE-CHAN, help!!!" The pounding of footsteps could be heard as he raced on through the forest surrounding the waterfalls. Shoe to branch. Shoe to ground. Shoe to branch. Shoe to ground. It was a nonstop change of noises that ringed through the forest as he continued to run as fast as he could. There had to be a way for safety, he had to be alright! His red violet orbs were wide with horror and he kept going and going and going now. A Sinster Squashling was chasing right after Revlis. It was the head of a Jack-O-Lantern on the body of vines and thorny arms, no taller than about one or two feet. The creature was chasing after him, more or less to hug him but Revlis saw it as an attack. His gaze was then set upon Landon and he quickly went and hid behind the neutral incarnate, not even caring who he was. " Kill it, kill it," he shouted, trembling in fear... and he was supposed to be the evil incarnate's protector? The Sinster Squashling stopped before Landon and just stared at him.
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